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theory of The North #1

premises

 

1. The North will not be accounted for by a theory of The North.

2. The North does not exist.

3. The North is there, waiting, when colonialism stumbles over that last ridge, parched and starving, continuing only because it cannot choose to die.

4. The North will fuck you over.

5. Yes, The North is more beautiful than other places, but maybe you can't see it.

6. The North isn't for or against you.

7. You may be from The North. How's it going.

8. Sometimes, in the gutter, I can't tell the ice from the broken glass.

9. Don't hitchhike in The North.

10. Yes, I have hitchhiked in The North.

11. You will try to confront the North, but when you go to find it, it will have paid your bill and left. No, it's not in the bathroom.

12. The North is sometimes a Greyhound experience: uncomfortable, expensive, sleepless, and in the company of wolves.

13. Polyrhythmic music, tie-dyed sarongs, mud.

14. You have fucked over The North.

15. He met her just North of where you lost sight of him.

16. Once The North becomes your home, it is in your body, like an accumulation of very small particulates.

17. No, I'm sorry, I don't have any change.

18. This is a mosquito bite; this is a blackfly bite; this is a no-see-um bite; this is a horsefly bite;

19. The North says it doesn't care, but you better believe it cares.

20. Fishhook or truck: often, but not primarily.

21. You will start to tell stories about The North, but you will end up telling stories about yourself.

22. The North is a place of smoke—every kind of smoke.

23. You came to The North for a job, but the contract is over.

24. No, I don't think that hat suits you.

25. Don't put The North to the test.

26. Don't believe everything people say about The North.

27. Once you've been in The North for a long time, you can say you're from The North if you want to.

28. The North is sometimes a Wal-Mart experience: empty and claustrophobic at the same time, nothing you want but something you're going to pay for.

29. Last gas for 200 clicks.

30. The North is better than you expected, and you will probably end up staying.

31. There is not much you can do to help The North; better just get out of the way.

32. Cold enough for ya?

33. When they found her, they said the cause of death was The North, but they were only half right (as usual).

34. "The North moves North" –Ken Belford